hello there
burlesque song? por que?
I am a good girl.

then w3 c4n b3 b3s7 fr13nd5!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!
(also, this reminds me of that burlesque song.)

but no really who are you

would you believe barack obama then?

What up? Who is this?

well hello there sir how are you on this fine day. i prefer to define myself not by name but by pastime. my pastime is mostly frolicking. 

j. brooks

cuarenta-siete:

Does not get enough credit for how gut-busting hilarious she is.

y wasnt i following sternum-dip till now

l0g4n is funni

DEEP DARK SECRET

i really admire all of you and want to be in show choir… but i don’t think it’ll ever happen :( the thing is…

i can’t read music. (oh my gawd i cannot believe i just admitted that, now i’ll never make it :[[) and that’s obviously the first thing you need to know before you can be up owning that stage all awesome with resonance. 

all i want is sequins and hairspray and to own the stage. but any of you can own that sheet music in a way i’ll never be able to. i don’t understand any of it, but i know all of you can tell me chord progressions and intervals, harmonization theories, consonance and dissonance, and key signatures of all clefs in a heartbeat.  

i’ll never be good enough.

my old url was shockingly profane i couldn’t handle it

i trembled every time i saw it
those who use irreverent language will be punished by the Almighty Stinkbug Of Swearwords 

rynoo is so ssexy

who is ryno? you mean me?